I just tried Time Out Market Miami on Miami Beach after hearing several rave reviews.

I should have accepted it as an indication of the food to come, when I passed 4 cats fighting in the street as I was paying my parking fare.

I considered getting the Cuban sandwich, but I passed when I considered it was nothing better and probably worse than what I make at home.

Coyo Taco sucks. Moved on.

I considered getting Pho Mo, but the veggies were very limited like most Asian offerings in Miami.

Pizza. No.

BBQ. No but almost.

I almost got the Japanese food, but if I am going to eat raw tuna and salmon I prefer sushi and sashimi.

After 10 minutes of consideration I chose the Peruvian offering and got shrimp and fish ceviche.

It was horribly salty and more expensive than Cvi-Che 105.

The seats were incredibly uncomfortable.

The “server” wanted to take my tray when I was still eating.

The prices are slightly high.

I rate this place as low as possible 1 star out of 5 stars.

These are not the best chefs in Miami as advertised.

Here are my top picks for the local area.

Who wants to combine some of them into one location?

BBQ | Pizza | Mexican | Seafood | Meats | Peruvian | Greek | Traditional | Brew Pub | Bistro + Bakery

• Hometown BBQ- Allapattah (JUST OPENED !!! This is the website for the NY location.)

• Mister 01- Wynwood
• La Santa Taqueria- Miami
• Seaspice- Miami
• Texas De Brazil- Dadeland, Dolphin Mall, and Gulfstream. Avoid the Miami Beach location.
• Cvi.Che 105- Miami Beach
• Estiatorio Milos- Miami Beach
• Hillstone- Coral Gables
• Yard House- Coral Gables and Miami Beach
• B Bistro + Bakery

Brian C. Smith
Berkshire Hathaway HomeServices EWM Realty
Edgewater 🚤 | Miami Beach ⛱ | Luxury Real Estate 🍾
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